In this episode I officially designate this to be White Boy Summer 2 and discuss the rules for it.
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White Boy Summer 2 Rules
Official film: Top Gun Maverick
Official Theme Song: I Ain’t Worried by OneRepublic
1. If the sky is blue and wide, you ride.
2. If you don’t have a bra, you don’t drink White Claw.
3. No cargo shorts among your cohorts.
4. Keep the pink out of your drink.
5. The only right pants are the white pants.
6. Track the score whether the lawn game’s a bore.
7. The meat is well done when the blood don’t run.
8. A beautiful peak must be hiked or biked.
9. The beach party ruler has the fullest cooler.
10. If you’re not alone put away the phone.
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